It has become incredibly bored with life, and, among other things, the beautiful sunny weather adds sadness. Ha street, spring came, come summer, bird-fools just mad, but in life nothing is happening. Ah, nostalgia!
Leaf through his diary. I read the record. All of this nonsense. Ho, I promised myself nothing will ever change and do not pull out of the diary sheets. In the end, this is my life, no matter how ridiculous the events may seem over time. For example, the record can not tell from the month of March 1995. If not mistaken, at that time I worked at an advertising agency media model.
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- What is he still a goat! Hevozmozhno to work with a goat. He does not understand human language. - Is bankrupt Sveta, my colleague and friend, part-time. She expressed her own opinion regarding one of the most prospective clients of advertising agency, where I now work. All our tables are "muzzle to muzzle," and I'm forced to listen to her attentively than others present in the office. Affairs at the agency is not well, and this order will bring almost a third of monthly income of the office. Of course, if Svetka not completely ruin the relationship with the customer.
- Light, and what language do you call a human? Kozel also from Yugoslavia.
- For all his other shortcomings! He threw home in heavy Godin. There's now a war, and all the rats,
like that Steve, have run away. He then builds to the Ponte. You should have seen these buildings!
- And what, bad buildings?
- Hearn, rather than construction.
- Did you see?
- Another was missing! And it is not going to watch.
- Light, you just need a break from communicating with this person.
- What does it mean to relax? I have tomorrow to meet him again. Hash unhappy artist prepares his next version of its corporate identity. You know, this
bastard fuck not only me but also an artist.
- Well,
like, I'll go tomorrow instead of you. I'm aware of this order, more than anyone else.
Sveta has made a serious face and began to think. Hado it was me blurt out, my goodness me destroy you.
- You know, maybe it's output. And it's not just Steve, it is still the same I have to work with him. The fact that I need Sasha to a music school record, and the record is only during working hours, well, as always with us. Listen, you just save me!
Hu, everything is clear. She clutched at the idea and I no longer live slezet.
That's about so I got to the Yugoslav leader, I do not remember the exact nationality of stevia, a construction firm on the creation of corporate identity. We are the artist Yevgeny our advertising agency, a person is very uneven and very creative, sat in the waiting room Stevo on hard plastic chairs without arms and stared at the Yugoslav secretary, terrible as the death at dawn. Ho view outside the window, occupies almost the entire wall opposite where they got it into his head to put the chairs for visitors, it was still horrible. Such an Martovskaya Moscow metro station, textile workers. More frustrating landscape of his life, I have not seen. However, I have everything in front.
Yugoslav secretary was poorly done her hair, slovenly dressed and age, surely, no longer able to be of interest even Balzac. She talked loudly on the phone in an incomprehensible language, from time to time trying to find a mess, which she also created on the table, the necessary papers. I mentally felt sorry for all Yugoslav men, our artist Eugene, judging by his facial expression, too. Eugene was nervous:
- Do you think he's going for a long time we have here muryzhit?
I shrugged my shoulders at that moment I was concerned that I would
like to write, and in this regard, I find it hard to concentrate on the negotiations. That's because of this garbage, surely break down a serious contract. Contact the secretary to the question "Where you have is a toilet?" no desire. And so it looks to me
like a toad. You bet! I'm younger than her 50 years on my pale pink suit with a skirt length, "
man, do not pass by, and in this rat probably crooked legs. Write
like unbearable, and the moment of "unbearable" occurred, as usually happens with me, literally ten minutes after the first urge. Lucie, my closest friend, said that it is cystitis, and I think it's still a bottle of beer I drank in the car on the way here. Artist nervously fiddled with the corners of the folder demonstration sketches. Stevo he knew and so no longer loved. The upcoming meeting caused him disgust, which was clearly written on his face grim. At last I could not stand it.
- I beg your pardon ... - I turned to the secretary
- Yes, yes - it zakarkala - Stephen is ready to take you. I beg you all at once.
She climbed out of his clumsy dvuhtumbovogo table, limped to the door head and threw it in front of us. My worst assumptions were confirmed - she was bow-legged. However, it did not matter compared to what I have to go to the bathroom and did not have time.
The Cabinet, in which we entered was small, it is almost entirely occupied a long black table with two rows of office floor seats, and the space that was left of the furniture, the owner took office. Steve was not great - Steve has been enormous. Increasing it certainly surpasses two meters, in addition, it was a very broad shoulders and very thick. Its dimensions, he suppressed. When we walked in, Steve was the head of a long table, where, indeed, was his job, and thus, it appeared to me in all his great and great beauty.
- Sit here, please. - In Russian Stevo spoke very well, his voice fills the room.
We settled on a soft elbow, Eugene, preparing a nasty expression on his face, opened its folder display. Steve sat on the main site and a condescending glance at Eugene, turned his gaze on me. Under his heavy gaze desire to write a little bit let me go, resumed with renewed vigor.
- I watched it. Thumbnails of your agency again, not exactly the ones that I requested.
Het, all the same he is not perfect speaks in Russian. Eugene fidgeted in his chair.
- Sorry, but the last time we determine with you all, I wrote, although I do not agree completely with your concept of vision. I assure you, I have enough intelligence (where Eugene has made a meaningful pause to be sure) to create exactly what you do best. You know, I quickly opened the exhibition abroad. The old people abroad, so to speak.
Eugene went on to say. Stop the creative personality has always been easy, but if he felt that he disagreed with him, even impossible. Stevo, poluprikryv eyes
like a cat staring at me. Looking at him was what is called, just what the doctor ordered. Honest, goddamned mind. Eugene talked about his show, the old foreign countries Bulgaria, where this exhibition was a few years ago, the revocation of his style and the experience in graphics, he finally spoke about his plans, of which I understood that linger in the agency long it not going to. Do not know whether or not I was upset about this, but I wanted to write even more.
- And what will Mlada lady? -Interrupted tedious Eugene Steve turned to me.
- I would
like to know what you did not
like in our latest version. And - I threw her legs and tried to squeeze them as much as possible, because otherwise life just becomes meaningless - yet I would
like to hear from you, how do you imagine your logo. Are there any special requirements? Specifically, you want to find there: birds, fish, women or African patterns?
Do not despite the seeming, at first glance, the stupidity of my statement, this approach has been shown to communicate with the beast on behalf of Customer, has always had a positive effect in terms of speed. "Ha actually had to look at all the sketches, they are offered at this time" - I thought. However, and to negotiate, not knowing their subject matter, for employees of the advertising agency "media model" is not the first time. The only problem is the bottle of beer and its consequences. Steve sat imposingly on a chair, dreamily, fingering the edge of huge hands of his waistcoat, and thought for a few seconds.
- I want it to be nice - finally he answered.
- You see, this is a very vague guidelines. - I said, and thought to himself: "Hu and the goat you are! Sveta was absolutely right. Make me beautiful!" Statement is not new and, more importantly, gives a very good idea of the applicant. "
- We are engaged in construction projects. There should be a beauty building. And yet .... the metal parts of building. It is most important. Your risovatelny
man ... (at this point Eugene cough) excuse me, the
man who paints, he could not understand the main ... understand the beauty of ... (Eugene turned red) light, which leads our company, also did not quite understand, but maybe she had a chance. And what happened to her?
- You see - I changed the legs, now I'm trying to compress his impulses mainly with his left foot, right already stiff. - Svetlana little unwell. She is very much work in recent years, and she was diagnosed with migraine. You know, it can not be upset. On this occasion, I would
like to ask you to be closer to her and, perhaps, more..
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